The "Something-something" Batman

Urrgh...

Wh-Wha...

Where am I? Let's see if I can stand up...

Oh, my head...Let's see if I can find a light...

Well that's a little better...Now where am I?

What was that? Oh man, I wish whatever was making that noise would just come out already.

I feel like...

...There's something behind me...

Woody: AUGH! WHO ARE YOU?

Batman: That's what I should be asking you! What do you want?

Woody: Look, I'm Woody. I was just hoping I could get an interview with you, Batman. That is who you are, right?

Batman: Oh, well why didn't you just say so? An interview would be the least I could do.

Woody: Well that's fantastic! Now my first question is...Have you seen my microphone?

Batman: Oh, sure. I wasn't sure if it was a weapon or not, but here you go.

Woody: Thank you! Now, what's it like being the Batman? I bet that must be just something incredible!

Batman: Well it's really-Wait, did you just hear that? This isn't good.

Batman: I'm sorry Woody, but we are going to have to do this later. I'm afraid you've caught me at a bad time. I shall meet you again!

Woody: Buzz?! What on Earth are you doing here?

Buzz: No time for that right now, buddy. Have you seen a man in black around here?

Woody: Well I-                    Buzz: Never mind, It's not important.

Buzz: All right soldiers, let's move!                    Woody: Wait, Buzz I...

Uh...Okay then.