Monday, October 25, 2010

Before Woody's Murder

Bzzz Beep

Boop Beep

Suzuki: Bzzz-What is this?

Woody: Hi, I'm Woody. Would you like to do an interview?

Suzuki: Whirr whirr-Thinking...

Suzuki: YES!                    Woody: Excellent!

Woody: Now, I have a couple questions to ask you...

Woody: Please answer them as truthfully as possible...

Because...Hey, are you listening?

Woody: Hey, robot? Are you feeling okay...?

Suzuki: THREAT DETECTED!!                         Woody: AAUUGHHH!!

Suzuki: THREAT THREAT ERROR THREAT                       Woody: Oomphh

Suzuki: Beep boop-Error. What have I done bzzz.

Suzuki: Logical solution detected: RUN!

Friday, October 22, 2010

Woody v Layton

Woody: So uh...Where am I supposed to sit...?
Woody: Maybe if I just...
Woody: Just uh...
Layton: ...
Woody: There we go.
Layton: ...Anyway, you said you wanted to interview me?
Woody: Yes, my first question is: Who are you?
Layton: R-really? My name is Professor Layton.
Woody: A professor? That sounds impressive. What field?
Layton: Well I'll be honest with you, I'm just a detective. I just liked to be called "Professor"...




Friday, September 3, 2010

The Curious Woody


Hm...Yes, there's that...Oh and that too...
What the...What is that up there?
*Huff*  *Puff*
*Gasp*
What in the world is going on...
Huh?
Where did he go!
...
Uh...
Hi, I'm Woody! Could I interview you?