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| Hello everyone. I am Woody, and I am here to deliver a public service announcement. |
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| Now, I'm sure all of you know what is really really bad for you, that you should avoid. |
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| Do you guys know what that is? |
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| ALCOHOL! |
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| Gasp! |
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| And uh...*Hic* What was I saying? |
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| Bzzz Beep |
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| Boop Beep |
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| Suzuki: Bzzz-What is this? |
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| Woody: Hi, I'm Woody. Would you like to do an interview? |
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| Suzuki: Whirr whirr-Thinking... |
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| Suzuki: YES! Woody: Excellent! |
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| Woody: Now, I have a couple questions to ask you... |
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| Woody: Please answer them as truthfully as possible... |
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| Because...Hey, are you listening? |
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| Woody: Hey, robot? Are you feeling okay...? |
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| Suzuki: THREAT DETECTED!! Woody: AAUUGHHH!! |
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| Suzuki: THREAT THREAT ERROR THREAT Woody: Oomphh |
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| Suzuki: Beep boop-Error. What have I done bzzz. |
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| Suzuki: Logical solution detected: RUN! |
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| Woody: So uh...Where am I supposed to sit...? |
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| Woody: Maybe if I just... |
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| Woody: Just uh... |
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| Layton: ... |
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| Woody: There we go. |
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| Layton: ...Anyway, you said you wanted to interview me? |
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| Woody: Yes, my first question is: Who are you? |
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| Layton: R-really? My name is Professor Layton. |
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| Woody: A professor? That sounds impressive. What field? |
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| Layton: Well I'll be honest with you, I'm just a detective. I just liked to be called "Professor"... |
